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guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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(Source: guy, via things-and-the-like)

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark, via things-and-the-like)

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mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

(via peter-the-poptart-eater)

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9 hours ago

  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes
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18 hours ago

slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

(Source: slapping, via greed)

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18 hours ago

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(Source: crumbier, via greed)

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18 hours ago

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
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faultintheirstar:

its-anselelgort:

@AnselElgort: Me and @jeromejarre surprising people at movie theaters asking them if they have seen fault in our stars.https://

this made my life. :)

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